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Seasons Grievance

by Bolt Seminar

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Heart of Ginger 03:06 video
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Heart of Ginger Produced by: John Sarastro Graphics by: Ephemeral Written by: Wendell Verse I: Snow stifled out the laughter 2 hearts use to warm by the fire Hands to hot for coco Didn’t need a mistletoe To stroke your hair Or hold you close. Arms were made to fold A sky turned grey When you went away So came the cold From Santa’s sleigh The gift of being alone For the holidays Eggs Benedict glazed in hollandaise Freshly squeezed OJ Unwrap you under the tree Skip the foreplay Merry Christmas to me Her mere presence a present Mama what’s your preference enjoying the scenery or pretending Chorus. Sentimental over silent nights Without her don’t seem right I miss that heart of ginger One bite could better the bitter sipping ponche de crème With wooden soldiers Wishing just to holder Did I smolder the embers Why the choir sings no more carols Five golden rings from night owls To a partridge in a pear tree living foul How you like me now. Verse 2: Confided in Santa Over matters of the heart Snickerdoodles had to much starch Made it hard to stomach St.Nick are you parched I knew the old man Missed my better half Her clementine margarita Bought the tropics to a blizzard Mrs.Claus preferred rumple minze peppermint Bartender part elf girl biscotti with almonds for desert Mr. Kringle why the smirk? Candidly confirmed She was better than I deserved. Here’s a hallmark Rosemary in a jar Should of done my homework Pere Noel recommends Make amends believe in happy endings Chorus. Sentimental over silent nights Without her don’t seem right I miss that heart of ginger One bite could better the bitter sipping ponche de crème With wooden soldiers Wishing just to holder Did I smolder the embers Why the choir sings no more carols Five golden rings from night owls To a partridge in a pear tree living foul How you like me now Verse 3: Star of Bethlehem adoring the spruce Yule log crackling Shadow puppets dance In a dark room I’ve consumed Mugs of mulled wine Trying to find happiness In her hand writing Were we lying wishing good tidings On Christmas cards While at odds half the time Purple poinsettia vine Permanent fixture in my mind Her type of poise hard to find Penguins left behind Trails of water once ice Can one return twice lost my Christmas spirit in spite Chorus. Sentimental over silent nights Without her don’t seem right I miss that heart of ginger One bite could better the bitter sipping ponche de crème With wooden soldiers Wishing just to holder Did I smolder the embers Why the choir sings no more carols Five golden rings from night owls To a partridge in a pear tree living foul
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Greatest Story Ever Told 02:32 video
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Bolt Seminar “The Greatest Story Ever Told” Produced by: John Sarastro Written by: Wendell Graphics: Ephemeral Verse I: This is a song for the reindeers The ones with stained manes From towing a sleigh Of candy canes made of gold Strutting across the globe Calling the night sky home Shinny box for a stocking of coal Forget me nots From a grinch who stole The greatest story ever told… Scrolled on totem poles Dasher stands grand front row in the snow Prancer rides a comet Chasing cupids bow Verse 2: This is a song for the reindeer’s From dawns early light Rudolf no child left behind Red ribbons wrap tight together tides that bind Gliding through these turbulent times What good is a map The hearts hard to find The greatest story ever told… Scrolled on totem poles Vixen told blitzen In the children there’s hope Donner cruise control Dancer start the show Verse 3: This is a song for the reindeers Who sleep Amongst the stars With UV seeing in the dark First house on your mark Drop bombs from bed bath & beyond Apple ear pods Better ring the Alarm Smiling faces all fuzzy and warm The greatest story ever told Scrolled on totem poles Drunken elf gnomes Streaking down the road What a wonderful toast When the spirits exposed Verse 4: This is a song For the reindeers Safest travels north Bask in all the joy you bough Much more than just toys For all the good girls and boys Santa says steady the course The world is yours Dare to dream like a boss The greatest story ever told Scrolled on totem poles Happy holidays Seasons change the mode This you can quote from ya buddies in bolt
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Happy New U 02:45 video
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Happy New U Produced by: John Sarastro Written by: Wendell Graphics: Ephemeral Chorus: The seminar salutes A happy new you Some are scared of change Others prefer pudding proof One life to wallow or rage through pitfalls and lagoons On this day of atonement The brave are bulletproof Verse I: Many a moment are stolen In the blink of an oculi May your daily devotion Bridge and bind the divide Stakes are high in commotion It takes courage to collide Family tides are tethered Never broken reconcile Fight the frostbite No sense moping it’s showtime new year on the horizon Who can’t climb Clamper and hold on Can’t stop a phoenix from rising rebirth in the Morn Reassert your reasoning Stay strong sought the meaning Though the ball drops The heart stays beating Grievances of the season Seem trivial in comparison Cameraman adjust the angle Till we’re all crammed in may every man self examine every woman wear that badge on they arm For the new year Can’t we all get along What’s your resolution Is it righting the wronged Pay your restitution That reminds me to revise Before I recite then rewind Record the visits void voices that’s timid 2023 will be epic If you except change is eminent Chorus: The seminar salutes A happy new you Some are scared of change Others prefer pudding proof One life to wallow or rage through pitfalls and lagoons On this day of atonement The brave are bulletproof Verse 2: It’s the final countdown When hope floats better crouch down Cast out all sorrow that surrounds Only hear the sound Of a new day Champagne toasting the crowd Confetti on my cap and gown Celebrating another rotation Fireworks chasing the stars Anticipation of the hour All conflicts resolved In 2023 end the Tyranny Bring back comradery Amongst the countries Body count insurmountable Mankind capable Of being more accountable Do the math on a 7’s times table Calculate then commiserate The unfortunate We need a candidate Who talks and doesn’t taunt No more double entendres In the new year Can’t be scared to say what you want Adhere to resistance If it’s the bull you taunt The horns are sold separate Last seconds of yesterday Then forget it The seminar salutes A happy new you Some are scared of change Others prefer pudding proof One life to wallow or rage through pitfalls and lagoons On this day of atonement The brave are bulletproof End.
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Gargle ( Dj Okay Remix) 03:34 video
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GARGLE Verse 1: What were you thinking? With a tint of tangerine and lemon You could make a Kentucky sidecar Without the bourbon. spurting out a blurt Obey and convert Sound the alert from the turret Found a deserter in the outskirts Stashing the pay dirt Brash and overt sexism Balderdash wrapped eurocentrism Bridge: And Don’t forget to Gggggggggargle Don’t don’t don’t Don’t forget to gargle Don’t don’t don’t Chorus: Im a distiller of Sour mash fresh serum Rehash memory cache smash the prism. Slapdash and carefree how we use to living Mishmash mix match heat rash friction Verse 2. Whip lash a Rich man with his own cash winnings vivid Imagination Dispatch in a quick flash If they trespass Tear gas at the impasse No escape hatch to unlatch Lucky shoestring catch Reattach thermopatch Show my badge then attack Edward thatch black beard Steer at the helm geared towards Warlords on chessboards Strum a chord end the conundrum humdrum memorandum for Scoundrels foul temper tantrums Bridge: And Don’t forget to Gggggggggargle Don’t don’t don’t Don’t forget to gargle Don’t don’t don’t Chorus: Im a distiller of Sour mash fresh serum Rehash memory cache respect the villain Slapdash and carefree how we use to living Mishmash mix match heat rash friction Verse 3: Contributing author on the burn notice From the rock of Gibraltar Bludgeon these banshees and Black Sea leeches With their own prosthesis Leaving White lotus At the altar of the magna mater What would you rather? Scatter or get splattered? Watch these words clatter kill the chatter If your badder put your bladder in the batter Serve a platter to these bastards plastered on the dashboards With the Hordes moving towards billboard awards Burn the blasphemy endorsed With the Sign of the cross On a record Bridge: And Don’t forget to Gggggggggargle Don’t don’t don’t Don’t forget to gargle Don’t don’t don’t Chorus: Im a distiller of Sour mash fresh serum Rehash memory cache All heat no symptoms Slapdash and carefree how we use to living Mishmash mix match heat rash friction Verse 4: You can’t keep the abstract acrobat gift wrapped Can’t reach the inapt trapped Question of fact Figures of speech Lets stop the ransack and outreach Breech of contract Screeches echo through the digestive tract Try to unteach the besieged Underneath the gold teeth Breathe to a seethe Insulated Myelin sheath Incasing amazing ways of appraising and paraphrasing Watch the interlacing Before Daylight savings Bridge: Don’t forget to gargle Don’t don’t Don’t forget to gargle Don’t don’t don’t Chorus: Im a distiller of Sour mash fresh serum Rehash memory cache Respect the villain Slapdash and carefree how we use to living Mishmash mix match heat rash friction

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A Merry Hip Hop Christmas from Bolt Seminar to the hip hop masses

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released December 25, 2022

Bolt Seminar-
John Sarastro- production / teasers
Oliver Klarer- turntablist / production
Carmen Epheremel - graphic artist
Dell Wells- songwriter / vocalist You

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Bolt Seminar Brooklyn, New York

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John Sarastro- production / teasers
Oliver Klarer- turntablist / production
Carmen Epheremel - graphic artist
Dell Wells- songwriter / vocalist

An international boom bap soirée. Conceptualized with the theoretical postulation that Hip Hop is not dead. It’s evolved. Bolt Seminar is compositions, musical design, and objects of art. These traditions were sculpted by a culture ... more

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